CELEBRITIES |
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Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
William Shatner | Captain James T. Kirk on Star Trek and space tourist | 3/22/1931 | 90 | 10 | ||
Adam Horovitz | King Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys | 10/31/1966 | 55 | 45 | ||
Garth Brooks | Country music icon and butter aficionado | 2/7/1962 | 59 | 41 | ||
Michael J. Fox | Beloved actor and Parkinsons spokesperson | 6/9/1961 | 60 | 40 | ||
Denzel Washington | Academy award winning actor | 12/28/1954 | 66 | 34 | ||
Donald Trump | Idiotic piece of shit | 6/14/1946 | 75 | 25 | ||
Billy Zane | Titanic actor | 2/24/1966 | 55 | 45 | ||
Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
Steve Harvey | Family Feud host that should never host a beauty pageant | 1/17/1957 | 64 | 36 | ||
George Clooney | Actor and dreamboat | 5/6/1961 | 60 | 40 | ||
Serena Williams | Bad-ass tennis player | 9/26/1981 | 40 | 60 | ||
Ryan Reynolds | Patron Saint of Fantasy Funeral Deadpool actor and all around nice guy | 10/23/1976 | 45 | 55 | ||
Michael Caine | Distinguished British actor | 3/14/1933 | 88 | 12 | ||
Curt Smith | Lead singer for Tears for Fears | 6/24/1961 | 60 | 40 | ||
Christopher Lloyd | Well-loved actor Jim Ignatowski, Taxi "Doc" Brown, Back to the Future and a Klingon |
10/22/1938 | 83 | 17 | ||
Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
Michael Keaton | Actor Mr. Mom & Batman |
9/5/1951 | 70 | 30 | ||
Melania Trump | Nude model and First Lady with LOW standards | 4/26/1970 | 51 | 49 | ||
Jim Carrey | Ace Ventura. Used to bang an anti-vax bimbo | 1/17/1962 | 59 | 41 | ||
Bob Barker | Price is Right Host and animal rights activist | 12/12/1923 | 97 | 3 | ||
Willie Nelson | Country music icon and pot smoker | 4/29/1933 | 88 | 12 | ||
Bob Dole | War hero, politician and Crypt Keeper body double | 7/22/1923 | 98 | 2 | 12/5/2021 |